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My Sochi Hotel Room Is Horrible!

I have filed an official complaint with the Russian government. Pootie-Poot has pissed off the wrong guy!

You don’t treat people like this – especially important people.

My room:

Manka Bros, Khan Manka, Sochi Olympics, Sochi, Russia, 22nd Olympics, horrible hotel roomThe sheets, the wallpaper, everything about this place is uninhabitable.

The bathroom:

Manka Bros, Khan Manka, Sochi Olympics, Sochi, Russia, 22nd Olympics, horrible hotel room

My God, these colors. The floor is not even heated and it gets pretty cold at night! I don’t even think it’s real marble on the counter tops.

I may not be staying past the Opening Ceremonies because this is a joke and an insult.

Adam Fogelson, Alan Spoon, Alexander von Furstenberg, Angela Bromstad, Ari Emanuel, Arthur Martinez, Barry Diller, Ben Silverman, Bob Iger, Brad Grey, Brian Roberts, Bryan Lourd, Chase Carey, Craig Smith, David Geffen, David Rosenblatt, Donald R. Keough, Donna Langley, Edgard Bronfman, Electus, Ezra Kucharz, fairy tale movies, Graham Stanton, Greg Blatt, Greg Morrow, Greg Stevens, Gregg Winiarski, Hans Woolley, Harry Sloan, Hey Diddle Diddle, Jason Stewart, Jay Herratti, Jeff Sagansky, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, Jeffrey Immelt, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Jill Kennedy, Joanne Hawkins, Joey Levin, John C. Malone, John Ferriter, John Foley, John Malone, Josh Abramson, Jr., Kara Swisher, Khan Manka, Louis Castle, Manka Bros., Mark Stein, Michael Eisner, Michael Schwerdtman, Michael Zeisser, Nikki Finke, Notional, On Medea, OnMedea, Paul Telegdy, Peter Chernin, Phillippe Dauman, Richard F. Zannino, Rick Finkelstein, Ricky Van Veen, Ron Meyer, Rupert Murdoch, Scott Garell, Scott Savitz, Shana Fisher, Sharon Waxman, Stacey Snider, Steve Burke, Steve Jobs, Steven Spielberg, Sumner Redstone, Terry Semel, Thomas J. McInerney, Tina Brown, Tony DiSanto, Victor KaufmanKhan Manka, Jr. – Chairman & CEO – Manka Bros. StudiosThe World’s Largest Media Company

P.S. Vicky, when you read this, have Rupert call me about his Book Club Meeting. I may need more time to finish the book.

 

35 comments

  1. Vadim · February 6, 2014

    I see what you mean.

    • Grain of sand · February 6, 2014

      This is a parody website… damn you cbs.com for sending people over here for what?

  2. Unknown · February 6, 2014

    The room looks fine.
    Don’t be a dick.

    • Ekaterina · February 6, 2014

      How do you not understand sarcasm?

      • Bozo454545 · February 6, 2014

        Because nowadays there are so many idiots out there you can’t really tell anymore.

  3. Neil Sadler · February 6, 2014

    Not as bad as mine… I can’t seem to post a pic but believe me it’s bad.

  4. Urnst Blofeldt · February 6, 2014

    This is the greatest troll ever! Love your website.

  5. asdasd · February 6, 2014

    Is that some joke? The room and the bathroom look great!!

  6. Trade ya · February 6, 2014

    I’ll trade ya. My paper failed me miserably.

  7. Funny funny · February 6, 2014

    Too bad that’s a photo from the Four Seasons Hotel Prague @ Veleslavinova 2a/1098 | Praha 1, Prague 11000, Czech Republic

    Enjoy your “stay” Mr. “billionaire”

    • Chairman · February 6, 2014

      Boy, did I drink some bad liquor.

      • Funny funny · February 6, 2014

        Likely just the water there is enough to mess you up.

  8. Alexey · February 6, 2014

    Enough of complaints about Sochi. The Olympics will be great. Better of Salt Lake.

  9. Salingers Ghost · February 6, 2014

    Ha!

  10. Dr. Brown · February 6, 2014

    I think this is a great commentary on all the bitching and whining from everyone that’s over there. You’re covering the Olympics, you’re a reporter, you’re getting paid to be at the Olympics. Stop your whining. Don’t most of you dream of being in war zones. Well, now you’re there. Shut the F up!

  11. Funny Funny Funny · February 6, 2014

    Genius!

    • Funny Funny Funny Funny · February 6, 2014

      *GASPS* How dare you use my user name HAHA

      On a side note, Dr. Brown is sure offended at these wonderful OBVIOUSLY truthful and legitimate claims by Mr Manka LOL

  12. Truth · February 6, 2014

    Strange how your Sochi hotel is located both in Prague
    http://media.expedia.com/hotels/1000000/590000/580400/580304/580304_57_z.jpg
    and in New York
    http://media.emercedesbenz.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/Four_Seasons_Hotel_New_York_Deluxe_Guest_Suite_Bathroom_2.jpg

    Didn’t think someone would use google reverse image search did you, eh shitbag?

    • s · February 6, 2014

      Obviously, you didn’t get that the article is satire, “shitbag”.

  13. frightening · February 6, 2014

    Frightening to see how mad people get when they’ve been fooled. I saw it immediately as a joke.

  14. John · February 6, 2014

    This is a joke. :) Nothing of the written above is true as it’s a blatant lie what people retweet not on twitter. :)

    • Gorky · February 6, 2014

      Thanks John. Maybe we want some people to think that is the rooms in Sochi.

  15. Ilya · February 6, 2014

    why do you have to lie about Sochi? Rusophobe much? Here is the link to the pictures from where THEY ORIGINALLY belong: http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g274707-d275507-Reviews-Four_Seasons_Hotel_Prague-Prague_Bohemia.html
    stop spreading fake information. Shame on you and reported

    • Piotr · February 6, 2014

      Ilya,
      Lighten up. If anything those pictures make Russia look good. Have you seen the real Russia?

      • s · February 6, 2014

        Oh, poor Illya. You didn’t get that this article is a satire of all the criticism Sochi has been revealing huh? He was actually trying to help Sochi and russians by laughing at whining journalists. It’s not false information, it’s comedy. Guess you’re too defensive and dumb to figure it out and relax.

    • s · February 6, 2014

      Oh, poor Illya. You didn’t get that this article is a satire of all the criticism Sochi has been revealing huh? He was actually trying to help Sochi and russians by laughing at whining journalists. It’s not false information, it’s comedy. Guess you’re too defensive and dumb to figure it out and relax.

  16. Homepagely · February 6, 2014

    So funny … :)))

  17. Igor · February 6, 2014

    Wow it looks just like my room at the Four Seasons Prague !

    • Jill · February 6, 2014

      Sochi steals from the best!

  18. Batman Robin · February 6, 2014

    Drink the brown liquor; not the brown water.

    • Chairman · February 6, 2014

      Yes, I won’t make that mistake again! Oy!

  19. Pootie Poot · February 6, 2014

    All your fears were wrong – LOSERS!

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