This has been a terrible year for two popular Republican Governors… Chris Christie and Bob McDonnell.
Both of their political lives are basically over… “allegedly” (I was told to say by the Manka Bros. lawyers).
There were actually certain people who thought one or both of them could have one day been President!
HA!
At this point, they have a better chance to earn $1 billion from Warren Buffet for picking a perfect NCAA Men’s Basketball Bracket (which is a 1 in a 3.8 trillion chance).
So, let’s run down the 7 DEADLY SINS and see how the great men from Virginia and New Jersey fared:
SIN #1 – LUST:
This is probably the one that no one in America cares about (at least not from these guys). They both obviously had a lust for power but most think of this one in a sexual context – so let’s just assume they had it and let’s try not to think about it any more.
SIN #2 – GLUTTONY:
I’m looking at Governor Christie mainly on this one (butter ain’t butter unless it’s deep fried!). Governor McDonnell obviously has a gluttony for wedding dinners but Governor Christie had a gluttony for everyone else’s dinner.
SIN #3 – GREED:
Governor McDonnell (and wife) – any questions? And Governor Christie’s greed for political endorsements was his undoing – though it’s hard to understand why anyone would be that stupid. As a comparison, Governor Christie easily wins the battle of Greed – like a foot race between Usain Bolt and Betty White.
SIN #4 – SLOTH:
Governor Christie – any questions? In general both men are guilty because they had no desire to cover their tracks. So lazy. Corruption in the digital age has never seen such sloth. How hard is it to hide the bullshit you are attempting to do?
SIN #5 – WRATH:
The wrath by Governor Christie on those who wouldn’t endorse him is (allegedly – HA!) certainly wrath – right, Carl Lewis, Mayor of Hoboken and Mayor of Ft. Lee?
SIN #6 – ENVY:
Both Governors really envy Air Force 1 and would have loved to have been in control of that son of a bitch. Alas, ain’t gonna happen.
Mrs. McDonnell, you really couldn’t wait to demand a Rolex with an inscription? In the words of the whore Julia Roberts from “Pretty Woman” – ‘BIG MISTAKE!’
SIN #7 – PRIDE:
Governor Christie had to boast about being the guy who put the cones down during #Bridgegate. If only that’s all you did. If you kept the bridge open, you may have been President of the United States. And if Bob McDonnell would have…
Nah – Bob McDonnell wouldn’t have been gum sweeper at a Presidential theme park no matter what he did – so I suppose he should have tried to get all the shit he could. He and his wife were just really sloppy.
The real tragedy is Chris Christie – his dreams are dead.
Lester Aldrich – Those Damn Kids
Fntsc analogy. Geting Republicans at what they do best. Jesus.
Oh gluttony is covered by Governor Slice – I agree he will not be President. But he will be fat.
I’m glad this guy is paying for his crimes but there is definitely a double standard going on. For example, Democrat Senator Robert Menendez hired an illegal immigrant campaign intern who was on the sex offender registry for raping an 8-year-old girl. Menendez was also caught flying to the Dominican Republic on trips paid for by a big Democrat donor of his. As this illegal activity was being investigated, it was also discovered through eye-witness interviews that he and his donor attended brothel “parties” with underage Dominican prostitots. The only consequences to his actions were these: Janet Napolitano told the relevant authorities to hold off on deporting the intern until after the 2012 election and ordered them to keep their mouths shut, Menedez paid for the Dominican trips retroactively, the eyewitnesses conveniently recanted their testimony, and Bug Face was successfully elected to the U.S. Senate and is now heading up the Senate Immigration Reform Committee where he will undoubtedly ensure with one little short and sweet clause amid 10,000 pages of amnesty legislation that all indigent, orphaned little Dominican girls be flown from their Caribbean island straight to his house and awarded immediate citizenship with a “party”. I’m sure none of the lefties here care about any of this and none of it would have changed their votes, but the simple fact of the matter is this creature wouldn’t have any power over my life today if he had been in jail where he belongs, or at least busy fighting to stay out of it.
Anyway, Maxine, Charlie, Barney… the list goes on and on, and as of now they’re all still living happily from the public trough. I won’t even go into the corruption of the Obomination administration, which is, I suppose, why so few are commenting on this story. They just don’t have the stomach for it, I guess. I mean, what can you say about a former governor’s wife asking for a Rolex when your hero is sh! tting on every liberty your Creator gave you while whispering sweet words of victimhood and entitlement into your empty narcissistic head? All while he’s living and loving the good life, of course.
Um, PFK, the Mendendez scandal turned out to be false. Sorry, try again.
He’s too stoopid to realize it! Let’s summarize whe he just said in Palinese…”The intransifications of Martin Bashir’s unfractulous comments were an aflictrication of the letigulous misdanderings of the far left. It’s time for REALAmericans to confrabulate their trepidaculacious prestificaliaries and let the governmentarians know that we will not tolerificate the excusifying of the administration’s candiflations.”
I don’t suppose you blame Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander for having a chief of staff that was arrested for having child pornography but the double standard applies here. You think all Democratic Senators should know everything about every unpaid intern which of course you say he “hired.” Janet Napolitano did no such thing as hold off on the arrest until after the election. You just made that up like all orphaned Dominican girls are being flown to his house. Republicans are always lying.
Great work Lester!
I bet that the biblical money code says something about them as well.