How many stories are there in newspapers and internet that talk about Trump’s lawyers and Trump officials cooperating with an investigation?
THEY ARE NOT COOPERATING! WHY THE F WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
Just because they say they are handing over documents doesn’t mean they are handing over incriminating documents (which we know there are hundreds).
Nixon shredded everything like a son of a bitch. Don’t you think any incriminating documents from Trump have already been deleted and / or shredded.
THERE IS NO RECORD OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY. They are less transparent than O.J. and yet everyone still writes stories like: “Trump campaign cooperating with Mueller!”
They will never turn over incriminating evidence (even though there is so much) and they will be never asked to turn it over.
As a country, we have been walking on eggshells for 9 months. It has to stop!
I’m 88-years-old and everyday something new happens to further break apart our once great country.
What is coming out of that White House every day is appalling and criminal and it is eating away at millions of Americans like a cancer.
People are afraid to look at the news. People are drinking more. People are getting sicker. People are driving aggressive like maniacs because everyone is stressed because it’s ALL TOO MUCH – AND IT HAS TO STOP!
Marshall Mathers did a great service to his country by fighting back with his words. His violent, angry words that had to be said. He’s a good Michigan boy and has done a lot of great things for this state. He just did one more.
Thank you, Marshall.
The clown in chief is ruining our country! STOP HIM OR IT TRULY WILL BE TOO LATE.
So I wrote that American Needs Donald Trump to become President because… (as I wrote): He will be so horrible as a President that by 2020, Americans will do anything to reclaim their God given right to change things through the voting booth.
I never predicted it would be this bad. We don’t have until 2020.
Please listen to Marshall Mathers’ words and do something!
I’m 88-years-old and really falling apart. I may not even make to the 2016 Election (especially with Those Damn Kids running around on my grass, dropping their crappy chocolate ice cream in Mrs. Aldrich’s flowers and peeing all over my car just after I had it washed – this just all in the last hour!).
They know my hands shake too bad to load my gun with bullets – but one day I’ll get one in the chamber and there will be one less damn kid to ruin my life.
But I digress…
This isn’t about me or my colostomy bag, this is about the future of America and why we need Donald Trump to become President of the United States.
Elections are bullshit.
No one votes anymore.
We had a local election in Lansing a couple of months ago and less than 2% percent voted. There were more volunteers at the polling stations than there were voters.
Donald Trump will change that.
He will be so horrible as a President that by 2020, Americans will do anything to reclaim their God given right to change things through the voting booth.
But if we have another stale boring Presidential race and someone like Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton becomes President, by 2020 no one will ever want to vote again.
First, I must admit, I was wrong last week when I said “Hillary Is Toast.” For some reason, I forgot all about the Clinton political machine (how could anyone forget that?).
There is no doubt – Hillary Clinton will win the Presidential election in 2016 and be our country’s first female President.
Fox News knows this is true and is already working on a new strategy:
P.S. – People have been writing me to get back to my normal blogging topics – “Those Damn Kids” in my neighborhood and my health issues. I promise I will do that and leave the politics to the experts.
The American people are going to turn on Hillary just like they turned on Brian Williams and Bill Cosby (not in the same ballpark – he’s a rapist after all!) [lawyer’s note: ‘alleged rapist’].
It’s a matter of trust and we no longer trust Hillary Clinton, Brian Williams or Bill Cosby (and if I was woman in a room with and he offered me a drink… Jesus H. Christ – he was BILL COSBY – a huge star –most of those woman probably would have had sex with him in the regular way – which is why he is a sick psychopath) [lawyer’s note: ‘alleged sick psychopath’]
I don’t know why Hillary decided not to use her State Department email account. Maybe it was just easier on her Blackberry to use one email account for personal and work business and didn’t like switching back and forth.
It doesn’t really matter because now, no matter the reason, we suspect she was hiding something or wanted to be able to delete certain items after she sent them.
This is a shame because the Democrats have nothing now.
Hillary still might be the nominee but Democrats today are a lot less excited about her prospects.
Republicans will not let this go – much like Benghazi – and Hillary will be brought to her knees with accusations and questions and she’ll never get a chance to campaign effectively.
So – we’re probably going to have President Jeb Bush.
P.S. – Maybe Al Gore will give it another go – but I’d hate to see him lose to two Bush’s. Well, he didn’t actually LOSE the first one – but I digress…
Mrs. Aldrich turns on the TV for me. She liquified some strawberries and poured me a nice big glass of vodka.
I was ready for five hours of peace and enjoyment.
But, apparently, those damned mucky kids were also up and running around the the neighborhood drunk from some all night party.
They were vomiting on my lawn, fighting on my lawn, throwing eggs at my house and, in general, making me wish I was living in eastern Ukraine.
There were THUMPS and SCREAMS and there was nothing I could do.
I called the police but in East Lansing, that doesn’t really get anywhere. They don’t come for loud noise… only murder… but not for a while.
I told them that was a real possibility if those damn kids didn’t shut their yaps and go home.
I am choosing not to show images of Those Damn Drunken Kids
While I’m dealing with the noise and waiting on the phone, Rory McIllroy is having an incredible round with some incredible shots.
Tom Watson is, once again, playing for us old guys.
And Tiger Woods is in the hunt. (After Round 2 strike the above comment.)
I sent Mrs. Aldrich outside to try to deal with the situation, but she came back quickly to get some water to put out a bag of flaming shit that she could see outside on the doorstep.
That was it!
Snotty Scotty and his drunken terrorists were finally going to meet their maker.
I was going to kill them, finish watching the 1st round of The Open Championship and then call the police to tell them there has been a justified killing.
Just as was going to get my gun, there was a knock at the door.
If this was ding dong ditch ’em, and I open that door and no one is there, the whole neighborhood is going up in flames. I’ll burn it all down.
Standing in the doorway was my old friend Dick Shepherd – looking worse than ever. Dick has 1/4 of a lung, one working eye, half a tongue and various other horrible ailments.
He had stomped out the flaming poop and there was no one to be seen on my lawn. Just some leftover mess that Mrs. Aldrich will clean up later.
“Dick, what the Hell? Where are those damn kids that were out here?”
“I dragged one off your lawn. There are two passed out drunk on the street.”
“But what are you doing here?”
“It’s The Open Championship – I brought a bottle of vodka.”
Good ol’ one eye, half tongue Dick. I could always count on him.
Oh, my freakin’ God!
Lester Aldrich, Those Damn Kids
