Friday Nights Are Hell Around Here

East Lansing, flaming manure, football game, Friday night lights, Khan Manka, Labatts, Lester Aldrich, Manka Bros., Michigan, Mrs. Aldrich, Octogenarian, old man blog, Sam Singh, Spartans, Theodore Staton, Those Damn Kids, toilet paper trees, TP in trees, World's Largest Media CompanyFriday nights are Hell around here and God knows I’ve never been too high on abortions – but if it meant I would get one peaceful Friday night, I would have aborted every one of THOSE DAMN KIDS in the third trimester with the head sticking out!

Me and Mrs. Aldrich get back from Denny’s about 4:45 every Friday night (tonight was no exception). I like to have me a LaBatt’s or three to sort of wind down from the week of staring at the floor and wondering when I’ll just die.

Then the sun goes down and it all starts.

First comes the blaring of car horns and the high-pitch screaming as they pass by.

Do these stupid kids want the whole neighborhood to think they’re idiots?

Dick suckers so high on pot they can’t even drive straight!

About an hour later, when they think I’m asleep, comes the TP.

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Then it’s shaving cream and flaming manure time.

Like clockwork, those sissymarys write unmentionable sayings all over my driveway and lawn then set a bag of shit on fire.

The retards then ring the bell to let me know what they’ve done.

I GODDAMNED KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE! YOU’VE RUINED MY GODDAMNED LAWN AND MY FRIDAY NIGHT IS WHAT YOU’VE DONE!

I swear to Jesus Christ, next time I’m calling the cops and bomb sniffing dogs! I’ve had it.

And every Saturday it takes Mrs. Aldrich half the day just clean all that crap up.

I’ll talk at you next week…

AARP, Alf Landon, Arbys, Ari Emanuel, Ben Silverman, cannibalism, CNN, east lansing, Jeff Weiner, Jeff Zucker, korean war, lester aldrich, manka bros., Michigan, octogenarian, those damn kids, World's largest Media Company, Paul Harvey, Art LInklletter, Lawrence Welk, Garrison Keillor, Andy Rooney, Douglas MacarthurLester Aldrich – Those Damn Kids

 

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One Response to Friday Nights Are Hell Around Here

  1. Nothing new about this Lester, but they only keep doing it if you bite, or maybe you need to get a water pistol and piss in it then shoot them.. The only way is to fight fire with fire, or in this case shit with piss. There are new high powered water cannons you can buy. Just a suggestion for a bit of come back, but they might then set your house on fire. Only retaliate if you think your up to the fight before the cops come. There’s always video evidence, you can set up some night sight cameras and get them that way. Maybe the parents will have to pay the damages etc. Good luck mate.

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