It seems that Silicon Valley and Wall Street are going ape shit over the fact that Scott Thompson didn’t really go to college or didn’t get a degree in whatever he said he got one in – or whatever.
At Manka Bros., we could care less about that crap and I would like to offer Scott Thompson a job.
Granted, my father, the asshole Harry Manka, was head of the studio until he died and legally forced me into the job after his death when I would have much rather been concentrating on drugs, girls and my band (the under-appreciated ‘King Khan’).
That said, I’ve been doing it successfully for 36 years and I can barely fucking read.
So, Scott Thompson, it’s time for you to leave those tight-assed judgmental blue-bloods in Silicon Valley and come down to Hollywood where the literacy rate is much lower and we actually go out on dates.
The job offer to you is similar – you can pretty much pick any area you want to work (except in New Media or Tech – we have a much higher education standard in place for those jobs).
The only jobs that are not available are mine and Lloyd Grohl.
Everything else is in play.
Let me know as soon as you are fired – we’d like to get you going here in the next couple of weeks. There is a lot of shit to fix.