He wanted me to type something here to tell you that he can’t write his column today because he has issues with his colostomy bag (see right) and can’t straighten his fingers.
And last night ‘s Republican debate gave him a seizure.
He also wanted me to tell you that he still hates THOSE DAMN KIDS and will be continuing his quest to destroy them all starting next week provided he regains the ability to shit.
He will talk at you next week.
Mrs. Aldrich – Those Damn Kids