Lawrence Welk

Lester Aldrich Has Colostomy Bag Issues And Can’t Straighten His Fingers…

Hello, this is Mrs. Aldrich – Lester Aldrich’s wife. He wanted me to type something here to tell you that he can’t write his column today because he has issues with his colostomy bag (see right) and can’t straighten his fingers. And last night ‘s Republican debate gave him a seizure. He also wanted me to …

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Pension Fund Shot?

Retirement money dried up? Stop your bitching and do what me and Mrs. Aldrich do – EAT DOG FOOD.  And not that premium Alpo crap – I’m talking Chappie Original Dog Food Meal! Me and the Mrs. have been through tougher times than this.  A 39 cent can of dog food is a goddamned feast compared to what we …

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