Day 0: Arrival — Day 1: Virtual Reality There is something exhilarating about walking into a room and seeing Barry Diller wearing a virtual reality headset, gesturing wildly and emitting sounds like a child at Disneyland. Actually there is nothing exhilarating about it. The word I…
Day 0: Arrival — Day 1: Virtual Reality Good afternoon from Sun Valley! It’s another glorious day and I can’t tell you how excited I am for this year’s Herb Allen Sun Valley Retreat. The stars have aligned (unlike previous years which were total shit…
Good morning. As of today, Manka Bros. will no longer hire anyone who is 30 or over. Over the past year or so, I have come to realize it would be a strategic blunder for myself and the Manka Bros. shareholders to produce any new…
Good afternoon. The title pretty much says it all. THIS SHIT IS REAL! So come on, Comic Con geeks – let your heads commence to explode. THIS IS A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT and a financial commitment unparalleled in the history of Hollywood (and way more impressive…
Good morning. At Manka Bros. Studios, we have a suggestion box placed near the Fountain of Wisdom next to the 12-foot statue of my uncle – the great Khan Manka, Sr. Normally, I don’t pay too much attention to the suggestions as they are mostly…
Good afternoon. I have very exciting news. Manka Bros. has entered into an exclusive agreement with The Happy China Magic Film Co. to produce and distribute up to 100 MOVIES over the next 5 YEARS. This deal is worth up to $2 BILLION and puts Manka Bros. at the top…
Good evening from my house in the Seychelles! I flew here directly from Herb Allen’s worst Sun Valley conference ever. Maybe he should just stop and hand it off to Herbert Allen, Jr. Jr. (if there is such a thing). There’s really no point to these…
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 Day 1: The End Of Cynicism Day 2: Pivot Day 3: Improv Night You know what? F these young tech dorks! The great John Grisham once wrote there is a “Time To Kill” (or Jesus said it in the…
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 Day 1: The End Of Cynicism Day 2: Pivot Day 3: Improv Night I hate buzz words. I don’t use them. I make fun of those that use them. I didn’t go to business school so I didn’t…
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 Day 1: The End of Cynicism Day 2: Pivot Day 3: Improv Night Well, fuck, it’s that time of year again. I contemplated not going at all to the Herb Allen’s Sun Valley snorefest, but decided it was…